Where would you go on vacation if you won the lottery?
I would take a delicious cruise to the Greek Islands (Santorini, Mykonos, Rhodes, Ephesus) ending up docking in Egypt. From there I would go and see all the antiquities of the ancient world—Love that stuff! I feels very important to me to have come from Memphis on the Mississippi that I visit Memphis on the Nile.
What is the terrible joke I like to tell?
Well, I will dispute the fact that it is terrible, but I love this one that I learned when I was 5 years old: There was this guy roasting a chicken on an old fashioned spit (You have to do the visual of this—turning the spit) A beatnik (yes, this joke is super old) walks up and says, ”Hey, Man, I hate to bug ya, Man, but your music has stopped and your monkey is on fire.” Kills me every time. Annnnnnd scene.
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