What is your silliest irrational fear?
Birds. I think they are evil. I saw Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds at far too young an age. The idea that birds, for some unexplainable reason, would gather to peck a person to death is horrifying to me. Sometimes my husband will forget to close the flue and a bird will fly into the house out of the fireplace. I think Brian does it on purpose. I just know he thinks it's hysterical to see me crying and laughing at the same time. Crying because I'm terrified and laughing because I know it's irrational. Welcome to my brain.
Which terrible joke do you tell the most?
I have two... "What is black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A nun rolling down a hill." I don't know why it tickles me so much but, it does. And this one that my son, Harrison made up... "What do you call a psycho chick pea? A hummusidal maniac." Isn't he witty?